28 August 2008

Addition by subtraction!

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=567015&sec=england&cc=5901

Oh man, Chelsea has gotten SO MUCH BETTER this week.....and they have not even signed anyone!

Addios Shevstinko and Shaun-I-make-Gary-Coleman-look-like-a-Giant-Wright-Phillips! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

BTW, whoever owns AC Milan and Man City, I strongly urge you to find new teams, ASAP.

:)

23 August 2008

I think I've found his secret...


So Gerrard scored the late game winner today, and it was pretty impressive stuff. What training, what dedication....wait, actually no, I think I have found his secret. It turns out, if you want to be able to score game winners like today, all you need to do is get lots of homo-handjobs on the practice pitch!

I'm pretty sure the gayness involved here erases any glory from the aforementioned game-winner.

:p

13 August 2008

DB


Thank the LORD this D-Bag did NOT join Inter. Sim...... if you thought that picture of Crouchy was bad this one is WAY worse.

Frank: The 70s are over. Disco is not cool anymore. People don't want to see your chest hair (or lack thereof).

06 August 2008

Winning so many trophies we can't even hold all of them...

So Inter just played a friendly against Bayern Munich in which they won (go Inter)...... which was actually some sort of 'cup' they play every couple of years or something like that. Anywho, our new signing Mancini (who ended up scoring the game winner) was holding the trophy at the end and dropped it in a comical fashion. Hilarious. Check it out:

http://101greatgoals.magnify.net/item/697031H5ZD13HJDQ