So Gerrard scored the late game winner today, and it was pretty impressive stuff. What training, what dedication....wait, actually no, I think I have found his secret. It turns out, if you want to be able to score game winners like today, all you need to do is get lots of homo-handjobs on the practice pitch!
I'm pretty sure the gayness involved here erases any glory from the aforementioned game-winner.
:p
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let the premiership tremble in fear... now that his secret weapon is revealed, as long as he's not having relationship issues he'll be unstoppable!
you can only hope to contain him...
I never knew what athletic trainers actually did until now.
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