Allow me to beat the rush...

In anticipation of what I'm sure will be a mad rush of slack-jawed yokels trying to find reasons to make fun of my beloved Blues, allow me to be the first to post this:

Yes....these may be the gayest jerseys ever.  Yes, Malouda's hair is ridiculous.  Yes, Lampard looks like he is practicing his "Blue Steel" face after rubbing a bunch of fake tanner on in patchy splotches.  Yes, Essien is a bad ass.

There is no need for everyone to get all hot and bothered about it.  New jerseys = retarded.  Enough said.  Move along now.