Yes....these may be the gayest jerseys ever. Yes, Malouda's hair is ridiculous. Yes, Lampard looks like he is practicing his "Blue Steel" face after rubbing a bunch of fake tanner on in patchy splotches. Yes, Essien is a bad ass.
There is no need for everyone to get all hot and bothered about it. New jerseys = retarded. Enough said. Move along now.
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but wait...are those built in breast pads? because that would make sense since Divier Dropba plays like such a chic
next for 2011? shoulder pads!
appropriate that this appears right above the gay ref/ex chelsea player post as well. sim, you must be proud.
funny how essien's man steaks are so huge that you don't even really notice the terminator-style body armor. dude is hard. [fires ak-47 into the air into celebration]
I can't quite tell, but is Essien rocking the Kid n' Play haircut?!? If so, that would make him a bad ass, but that is about it.
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