We can all officially stop making fun of Frankie "I have retared style" Lampard. Why, you ask? Quite simply, because Brian Gray's man-crush Fernando "I wish I could look more like a girl" Torres has just quite possibly outdone Frankie for heinousness in fashion land. Observe:
Yes...apparently below-the-knee denim carpenter shorts coupled with a tight T-shirt overlayed with a oh-so-subtle skull and cross bones is all the rage in Spain right now. The hair helps complete the ensemble, I think.
Notice that his apparent new wife looks a bit miffed/embarrassed to even be walking next to him, let alone holding his hand. Poor lady....guess she will need to buy biger boobs to try to feel better about her situation.
Maybe if Torres had won any silverware this year he would be able to look at himself in the reflection and realize his poor fashion sense. Then again, maybe not.
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Just to be clear...the guy who we frequently see wearing a CCU embroidered polo shirt is now making commentary on fashion.
Wow....really? We are stooping to that level now? Wow...just wow...
The only reason Gray had to go there is because his current place of employment might frown upon him saying something about how Frankie Lampard's style is simply a ploy to be loving more mens butts, which is much different than Torres simply being a dude, and having minor (you know this outfit doesn't even hold a candle to bedazzled t-shirts and yellowish makeup) style issues.
http://www.tvscoop.tv/Lampard%20Chair.jpg
just too easy.
also... well played to sim getting the blog back going. the pot needs stirring to get through the off-season. i'll be around!
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