We may be in second place...

But at least we don't have a bunch of criminals on our team:
Liverpool captain Gerrard arrested over assault

Despicable. I would be ashamed to associate myself with that kind of tom-foolery. I knew the whole boy scout thing was all a big cover up.

Ugly Babies Play Good Football

Welp. I think I found pretty much the best thing on the internet. A set of baby pictures of famous footballers. I have to say that with Rooney, his parents must have thought "We better train this kid to be a good footballer, because otherwise his looks certainly won't get him anywhere."

Also note the awesomeness of Henry's fro and imagine if he grew it out now.

And no wonder Jose is such a sexy beast now. Look at that stache from the 80's. Glorious.

If you want to see more: http://metric-march.livejournal.com/3807.html?page=3#comments

and: http://metric-march.livejournal.com/4061.html

Let the Smack Talk Begin.......

Jose is back at it again, this time a few months ahead of the Inter vs. Man U. champs league match, already letting out the rips on Cristiano Ronaldo. I guess it's probably only awesome when he is the coach of your team, but dispite Ronaldo's epic 42 goal run last season, not to metion his team winning both the league AND the Champions League, he has stated that Ibra is a better player than Ronaldo. Love it. I do agree with him on one thing: I think Messi should be considered the best at the moment. But last year he was out for most of the season on injury so I understand why he wasn't picked for Ballon D'Or.

So Sim..... I'd think twice before dropping the best player in the World (according to Jose).

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=604536&sec=europe&cc=5901

Proof that Josh is a gay lover of Didier...

LOOK WHAT I FOUND HIDDEN UNDER JOSH'S MATTRESS!!!

Proof positive. He loves men....especially men who are named Didier.

Dideayyyyyyyyyyy....Dideeeeeayyyyy

Evil Worldwide Conspiracy

Now, some of you know that I typically don't buy into conspiracies even though I find them extremely interesting (as some of us discussed a few at the Brown Palace the other night.) But this I cannot ignore, and am most fearful of. I have found evidence that there is an international network of Terror and Evil, and it is signified by this image of Phil Scolari sitting in front of an AC Milan seal on the background!!!!! I even scanned the article to see if he was at some sort of champions league thing or something and it doesn't mention this!!!! Maybe this is from some sort of evil summit where all of the axis of footballing evil come together and decide how they are going to manipulate other teams, purchase irritating players, and in general be gay. I can already hear what Scolari is saying in this scene "ah ha ha thank you Galliani (AC Milan coach) your 'efforts' in Italy have proven well, it is unfortunate you were caught paying refs to call games for you....... it was a brilliant plan!!!!" or maybe he's saying "ah ha ha, yes, that is a good question Mr. Robben, I do enjoy loving mens butts, especially Mr. Lampards....."

I'm telling you guys..... there is a conspiracy. A conspiracy of EVIL (and maybe gayness).......