Now, some of you know that I typically don't buy into conspiracies even though I find them extremely interesting (as some of us discussed a few at the Brown Palace the other night.) But this I cannot ignore, and am most fearful of. I have found evidence that there is an international network of Terror and Evil, and it is signified by this image of Phil Scolari sitting in front of an AC Milan seal on the background!!!!! I even scanned the article to see if he was at some sort of champions league thing or something and it doesn't mention this!!!! Maybe this is from some sort of evil summit where all of the axis of footballing evil come together and decide how they are going to manipulate other teams, purchase irritating players, and in general be gay. I can already hear what Scolari is saying in this scene "ah ha ha thank you Galliani (AC Milan coach) your 'efforts' in Italy have proven well, it is unfortunate you were caught paying refs to call games for you....... it was a brilliant plan!!!!" or maybe he's saying "ah ha ha, yes, that is a good question Mr. Robben, I do enjoy loving mens butts, especially Mr. Lampards....."
I'm telling you guys..... there is a conspiracy. A conspiracy of EVIL (and maybe gayness).......
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