29 December 2008

We may be in second place...

But at least we don't have a bunch of criminals on our team:
Liverpool captain Gerrard arrested over assault

Despicable. I would be ashamed to associate myself with that kind of tom-foolery. I knew the whole boy scout thing was all a big cover up.

5 comments:

Josh said...

Simeon Turner?! What happened to 'The Special One'? Did you feel you were a little to close to rooting for Inter? Or that you can't find anything 'Special' about Chelsea's current form?

This Gerrard thing...... it's all lies. It's like the A-Team, or Renegade, he's simply being charged for a crime he didn't commit. Don't forget how corrupt the English authorities were in Robin Hood's time.

But like the recent Burger King commercials where people who have never had a burger taste tested between the Whopper and Big Mac........

Congratulations Chelsea, you are in 2nd!

cole said...

tell you what. while getting arrested is never good... i'm not sure i mind the idea so much of our captain knocking out a few front teeth of some lippy united fan. not very smart though, i'll give you that.

in the meantime... it sure sounds like you're beginning to sound like the liverpool fans you love to antagonize: "well, we're not winning, but we're doing it the RIGHT way." I'll take doing it the right way AND winning prem title number 19.

and there is the small matter of: at least our number 8 doesn't have a sex tape with his england teammates floating around... [smirk]

Josh said...

OOOoohh SNAP!!!!

Inter Bunkwad said...

Any dreams that either of you have of hoisting a premiership title are about to be dashed. Man U. will finish at the top at season's end, as gay as that is. Heck, with two games in hand, they are in first place on the technicality (21/46 for Liverpool and 19/41 for Man U.).

The Lord is clearly punishing the Reds for their sins of the past, as draws against Hull City, Fulham, West Ham, and Stoke City (leaving 8 points on the table bitches) are not accomplishments of champs, but rather those of ugly, British chumps.

cole said...

it hurts cause it's true.

DAMN YOU, TORRES' HAMSTRINGS!